LISTER: Rimmer, I _know_ you!
RIMMER: Well, if you do know me, you'll know I'm the kind of rough-and-tumble, hardened Astro, ex-Marine type guy you do _not_ trifle with.
LISTER: No, you're not!
...And what happened next
Fanfiction for Red Dwarf
Word Count: 2,965 words
Spoiler warning: some spoilers for Red Dwarf Series 1-3 - which is where the action picks up. Set in this era of the series. Stand-alone story, mentions of the events in the previous entry.
Content Note: Rating PG-13, some Red Dwarf style language.
Disclaimer: Red Dwarf is the property of the BBC and creators Rob Grant and Doug Naylor- I don't own the characters or settings. Some elements inspired by the Red Dwarf Smegazines and novels.